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So here's the thing, I totally forgot what time it was, and I'm just sitting here typing words while Chandra tries to make me lose. It's no good. Seriously, I promised myself that I wouldn't allow this to happen. I made it very clear to me that I wouldn't write anything after 11, but yet here we are and I'm afraid that I too will fuck up like Hank and my comp's clock will have the wrong time.

I hate this. Chandra is talking to me and I want to be nice and polite, but I keep finding myself sushing her and telling her to be quiet. But fuck it I need to win goddamnit! I don't wanna lose, but now it looks like that's inevitable because there is too many distractions. She's playing Pheonix Wright which is really fun but way too anime.

We went bowling with one of here clients. He's a really cool dude named Byron who seems to be a big fan of bowling. I thought it was really cool how he would get so down on himself anytime he would miss the pin he was aiming for and how happy he would get when he would get a strike or a spare. I tore it up on the lanes personally. I pretty much kicked Chandra's ass. She would tell you that she was better, but clearly that's a lie. I own at bowling. No getting around that fact. She's not bad, but come on. I'm Beefy. That's totally a bowler's name. I think fat people have a natual bowling talent. Kinda like how some elves have night vision.

Anywho, I really hope this is 300 words. If not, sorry and I wish the rest of you good luck. I'm really hoping this gets in just under the wire though.